At dinner tonight, my friend told me a two hour story about her lying cheating (now ex-)boyfriend. It was pretty ridiculous and I felt truly sorry for her. She's such a great girl. And the story just kept getting worse and worse, with him finally admitting that he cheated on her (twice). It ended with this classic text message exchange:
Her: Thank you for being honest with me.
Him: You deserve the truth. FYI, the Chevron on Westwood pump 5 is broken so it gives a full tank for like 15 dollars.
What a great choice for the very last words to end a 3-year relationship.