Waste time: Mom's Messages
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mc_lars: Doesn't it make you question the Social Contract when cops change lanes without signalling?
johncmayer: If I were on 24, I'd make sure to be in the bathroom during the last 5 minutes of every hour. Good things do NOT happen then.
JeremyDempster: I hope that everybody who spent tonight cramming for our midterm tomorrow is intimidated by my lackadaisical demeanor. And my BrewCo stamp.
JenKirkman: Not sure who is more evil and responsible for more upheavals of lives - Jay Leno or Dick Cheney.
ScottAukerman: What's weird is pineapple supposedly makes semen taste better, yet semen makes pineapple taste AWFUL.
Laugh: ?uestlove's favorite snarky walk-on songs from Late Night.
News: Prince Frederic von Anhalt (Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband ) for CA Governor? Guess Jeans founder Georges Marciano?
Listen: Tallest Man on Earth - "King of Spain"
Watch: I love watching TV News talking-heads talk about ridiculous things they don't understand. I actually remember these stories popping up over this past summer.
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