Goodbye to Sleep

that picture of the street signs is LA in a nutshe...

2010-09-30T10:57:20.615-07:00

that picture of the street signs is LA in a nutshell

hahahaha i love when the newscaster comes on

2010-08-02T18:14:00.316-07:00

hahahaha i love when the newscaster comes on

this is awesome.

2010-07-20T17:03:15.140-07:00

this is awesome.

I want to watch the weird creatures slideshow sooo...

2010-07-15T23:31:51.998-07:00

I want to watch the weird creatures slideshow sooooo bad and my internet isnt working. this makes me terribly sad.

I wish I didnt know that about the double double. ...

2010-06-30T23:35:07.140-07:00

I wish I didnt know that about the double double. In HS I would put away a double double with everything, fries, and a vanilla milkshake no problem. and i was skinny!!! oh, the injustice of a teenage metabolism.

Does that mean I can't call you a foodie anymo...

2010-06-30T17:22:27.603-07:00

Does that mean I can't call you a foodie anymore? I feel like if I say you're a serious eater, people will think I'm saying you eat too much/often.

infinity pools are gorgeous, but they share the sh...

2010-06-24T16:55:31.795-07:00

infinity pools are gorgeous, but they share the shit out of me. can you imagine laying on an inflatable lounge in that thing? you'd fall into the reservoir, or worse, off the building!

My heart tells me that Toy Story 3 will be as good...

2010-06-18T12:21:29.875-07:00

My heart tells me that Toy Story 3 will be as good as its predecessors. Perhaps not better, but considering how phenomenal the first two were - that's a lot to ask. And I CAN'T WAIT to see what happens when Ken meets Barbie for the first time.

Nic Cage is such a weirdo.

2010-05-21T13:39:44.318-07:00

Nic Cage is such a weirdo.

"Same story 3"?! Say it isn't so! I ...

2010-05-20T09:45:21.064-07:00

"Same story 3"?! Say it isn't so! I almost teared up during the trailer. As for Facebook, it's become a complete sell-out to advertisers now so any changes they make are no longer surprising. Not to say that's a bad thing.

Did you get a lot of this from The Daily Dish? I r...

2010-05-17T19:55:25.805-07:00

Did you get a lot of this from The Daily Dish? I recognize that sexy cpr and hick political ad :)

I agree that performance reviews aren't perfec...

2010-05-11T21:16:26.009-07:00

I agree that performance reviews aren't perfect. The article makes several good points about thier shortcomings. However, his alternative is also unrealistic. In what world can an employee and his superior have an open and honest discussion about what they need from each other? And he expects these conversations to go on frequently? Hrmph.

Also, I've seen all those artists with you. :)...

2010-05-11T21:01:43.518-07:00

Also, I've seen all those artists with you. :)

OOo. Sushi... yum!

2010-05-11T21:00:43.257-07:00

OOo. Sushi... yum!

"In response to this minor annoyance, Disneyl...

2010-05-11T20:57:36.111-07:00

"In response to this minor annoyance, Disneyland did what any sane, rational company would do in these circumstances: Call in the fucking riot cops." Love it.

"Light the briquettes at least one hour befor...

2010-05-07T19:59:01.202-07:00

"Light the briquettes at least one hour before expect to grill."

Probably could've used that advice at the fail..... er, tailgate.

OMG Nick the grilled cheese photos are amaaazing. ...

2010-05-03T15:58:04.012-07:00

OMG Nick the grilled cheese photos are amaaazing. Now I have to have grilled cheese. That should be your snack at the retreat tomorrow!

I like both videos! Watching drunk people having d...

2010-04-23T14:35:32.985-07:00

I like both videos! Watching drunk people having difficulty getting dressed makes me feel better about myself.

I saw Owen at Coachella (and I've seen him at ...

2010-04-22T18:45:20.941-07:00

I saw Owen at Coachella (and I've seen him at the Troub)...woo.

except you didn't come to dim sum :-/

2010-04-05T01:15:07.950-07:00

except you didn't come to dim sum :-/

Now I can have girl scout cookies all year round!

2010-03-20T09:58:04.419-07:00

Now I can have girl scout cookies all year round!

That Gaga video WAS insane. I expected them to The...

2010-03-20T09:54:00.977-07:00

That Gaga video WAS insane. I expected them to Thelma and Louise it over a cliff at the end though. So I guess I'm a little disappointed.

I especially enjoyed watching Barbara Boxer's ...

2010-03-20T09:39:34.124-07:00

I especially enjoyed watching Barbara Boxer's over-sized head bursting through the ceiling of the capitol. You got to love this country of idiots. At least they are creative. :)

Ooh, I might have to try that Thin Mints recipe. Y...

2010-03-08T16:42:20.520-08:00

Ooh, I might have to try that Thin Mints recipe. You know how I feel about Girl Scouts selling me shit!

i love your list of bands. if it makes you feel an...

2010-02-19T23:57:46.867-08:00

i love your list of bands. if it makes you feel any better, i did see straylight run once in LA, and they blew. hard. as in people left. but i guess you can't win em all...